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These things will undoubtedly turn any woman off, fast. Try them only if you long for the single life again.

 

Spread a Cheesy Line

 

Lay down a cheesy one liner like “Did it hurt, babes…When you fell from heaven?” or this masterpiece, “Excuse me but do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans!” Give her a pick-up line with more cheese than a respectable nacho platter, and she’ll vanish before the punch line.

 

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Toast to the Single-Life

 

Drinking too much, bragging about how much you drink, or being drunk in front of her is a sure turn off. Plenty of women have been down that road with guys like that, and they think those dudes belong in alcohol treatment centers, not on a date with them.

 

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Forget the booze jokes and beer references, stay reasonably sober, and she might start enjoying the real you.

 

Mention Another Woman

 

Talk about another woman in a flattering way especially when you haven’t paid her a compliment, and she’ll flick her “off” switch right away.

 

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Speaking favorably about your ex-girlfriend won’t necessarily turn her off. But too much ex-girlfriend talk might. She’ll think you are still in love with her. Similarly, making fun of your ex-girlfriend will turn her off. She’ll think you might do the same to her once you start dating (if that ever happens).

 

Oggle Other Women

 

Look at other women while on a date (especially women more naturally endowed). It’s a giant turn off for any self-respecting woman.

 

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Women want to believe they are your only desire, no matter how untrue that might be. Keep both eyes on the woman you are with, not on other potential candidates.

 

Ignore Her

 

Simply ignore everything she says, especially during early dates. She’ll think you simply don’t care about her and aren’t interested at all. In return, she’ll show you how interested she is in you (not very) and probably throw a martini in your face at some point.

 

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Be a Wannabe

 

Women can’t stand guys who think they can do things they can’t. If you really can’t do something, don’t act like you can. Be humble and accept that some guys can do things better. Focus on things you really can do and she will start to believe in you.

 

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Brag About Everything

 

Brag about the amazing things you do and the even better things you will do (when you feel like it), and she’ll be immediately turned off. Better yet, spend the entire date talking about how awesome you are, how you rule the workplace, and how everyone loves you. She’ll prove you wrong on that last one immediately.

 

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Be a Chauvinist

 

Male chauvinism is the theory that men are truly superior to women, and women hate it. Act like you think men do everything better than women and she’ll show you she can do one thing better: dump you.

 

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All of these things are sure to turn her off fast. Try them and you’ll see.

 

Author Bio

 

Abigail Clark is an upcoming freelance writer. She graduated from The University of South Florida with a bachelors in marketing, minoring in journalism. When she isn’t up to her neck in coupons she is enjoying the outdoors fishing. She loves doing reviews for technology, home products and beauty products. If you would like her to do a review for you look her up on twitter.

 

1 comment

  1. I agree looking at other people while on a date ( although may seem human/normal)is very disrespectful.

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