birddogs came out with sweatpants. Yes, I know sweatpants are supposed to be comfortable. But this is Bob Kraft walking out of a massage parlor comfortable.
They feel like silk on my thighs but are sturdy. Like they’ll last for decades sturdy.
The fit is slim by nature but that’s how I like my pants. I look great. Nobody’s said that. But I feel like they should.
They’ve got 5 indistinguishable hues of gray. Unreal.