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birddogs just ripped my thighs off the hinges with their latest pants.

Written by Male Standard on July 22, 2022

birddogs came out with sweatpants. Yes, I know sweatpants are supposed to be comfortable. But this is Bob Kraft walking out of a massage parlor comfortable.

They feel like silk on my thighs but are sturdy. Like they’ll last for decades sturdy.

The fit is slim by nature but that’s how I like my pants. I look great. Nobody’s said that. But I feel like they should.

They’ve got 5 indistinguishable hues of gray. Unreal.

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