Elon Musk is landing rockets on his big toe and all I care about are these jogger sweatpants

While Elon is planning his next mission to Uranus, I find myself focused on how I can get more of these joggers.

Sure, sending stuff into space must be incredibly rewarding. But a pair of slim cut sweatpants you can wear out and look good in arguably has more direct impact.

You think making mankind a multi-planet species is cool? Have you ever woken up and gone to Home Depot in the same thing you wore to bed?

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