I finally got a pair of birddogs’ much-hyped stretch khaki pants about 6 months ago. I got them primarily because I was looking for a pair of athleisure pants I could get away with wearing to work. I’d seen on a reddit forum that birddogs were the only stretch pants that didn’t have the telltale shiny/synthetic fabric giveaway of my Lululemon pants.
And these pants were so comfortable. Indistinguishable from my high end chinos. An A+ purchase. I started wearing them around the house and that’s when my wife took notice. She said she’d “never seen my butt look like that.”
Like what? Like I “worked a lot more than I actually did.”
My wife said birddogs is probably using the same techniques to shape fit as the shapewear companies she shops at when she dresses up. That was news to me. Either way, I’ll take it. I was just trying to be comfortable at work. Apparently I’m a “borderline 8” now. Thanks birddogs. I already swapped out my all my pants for these. Just goes to show, guys are simple (ish).
